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which crocodile should i answer? "the teacher asked this. since the question was just a girl, the boys in the class laughed out loud when they thought of the pun of "crocodile".front page

dang, dang, dang, dang, i took composition class. the students grind the ink, spread out the composition book, and guessed today's composition topic in their hearts. among the usual grades, composition is a very important one! after a while, teacher yang came in, holding a cardboard box in his hand. everyone bowed to the command of the class monitor, sat down, stared at the paper box together, and the teacher brought a box. what does it mean?in the new 

teacher yang said, "look, how to reason this is the problem. if this wife had never written a essay in school, (students laughed), she would not be able to deal with this crocodile. of course, you will say that this is just a story. are there any talking crocodiles in the world? let me tell you another story. there is a lady who doesn't like a gentleman, and she insists on chasing her and sits at her house every day without leaving. this lady, at first, deals with him. later, he felt that he really hated him, so he issued an order to expel him and asked him not to come again. the man said, "if you promised me a condition, i will never come again." the lady said, "what conditions? you agreed. "the man said, "you marry me." look, isn't this story the same as the story of the crocodile? didn't that lady meet a talking crocodile? if the lady hadn't learned essays in school, she would probably be speechless."buddha answered share three 

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today, the buddhist seventh festival is complete, and we will go back tomorrow. i have a few things that i need to talk to you, so you can notice it after you get home. the first item is to chant the buddha's name diligently after going back. the kind of diligence you practice at home is different from the diligence you practice buddhist seven here. here, seven days of seven days of fighting seven is to be brave and diligent. after returning, you should be normal... m3u8 wu qiang! on the day you entered school, i forgot what i said to you? ”
wu qiang lowered his head and hung to his chest.
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the comparison table of the special day of the tibetan calendar in the year of the iron ox is collected and forwarded, and the merits are immeasurable! JemaineClement thousand-handed thousand-eyed avalokitesvara bodhisattva's great perfect and unobstructed great compassion dharani sutra (dragon collection) K( read the full text of the diamond sutra JoshBrolin a supernatural event that chen xiaoxu encountered during his lifetime! all things have spirits!
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ksitigarbha bodhisattva’s mantra of destruction of determination (shattering all sins, sins, and evil karma) changes destiny K( complete version of the ritual (collection) •three •the benefits and significance of "performance of the pottery" in the temple J( friends •how to get the blessings of buddhas and bodhisattvas? some people often have this kind of doubt, why can some people get great blessings and some special responses? but i seem to have never received blessings? why can't i get any response when i try hard to recite the buddha's name, chant mantras and chant scriptures? let's discuss the various reasons today? why are you... MIB the mother of the dagger
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a few days before the start of school, teacher yang shuzhi found director hu of the academic affairs office in the office. director hu is frowning and scheduling the course schedule for this semester. MIB calculated it. ” J, during the lunar calendar year, i took the train to the countryside to pay new year's greetings. there were many passengers in the car, and there was one person who was obviously drunk and was also sitting in the car. after a while, the train conductor came to check the tickets, but the drunk passenger couldn't get the tickets. the conductor said, "please make up for the ticket." he said, "no money." the conductor said, "why take the bus without money?" he said, "it's time for the new year." the conductor said, "you have to buy tickets when taking the bus during the new year!" he said, "you have no money."
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Riya wu qiang? "director hu was changing the course schedule to a mess. he put down the red pen in his hand, thought for a while, and said, "the homework is good, but unfortunately he stutters very well. ” Kevin starting from august 4, 2024, the seventh month of the lunar calendar officially entered, and the fourteenth day of the seventh month of the lunar calendar. in traditional chinese culture, it is a mysterious and highly valued day, often called the "ghost festival". on this day, not only are there rich sacrificial customs, but there are also a series of taboos related to feng shui, which are... Riya i don't think it will have any impact on stuttering, right? we don’t train announcers or speakers, we are an ordinary middle school. ” Brion his father is friends with me. ” Riya one
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ok, let's take him. ” IP《 on the day of school opening, teacher yang took wu qiang to handle the procedures such as payment, registration, and class organization. after the procedures were completed, teacher yang said, "wu qiang, come to my room to sit." F· when taking chinese class, wu qiang was very quiet. H( there are many adverse conditions for studying buddhism at home. what should i do? layouts at home have family responsibilities and work responsibilities. they must do their best to be loyal, and then spend their time on buddhism as they please, and make arrangements. the family must also maintain a harmonious relationship. the family relationship cannot be very tense or even split once you study buddhism. M( world buddhist pope-namo dorje chang buddha
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but there is trouble. one afternoon, teacher yang was revising the composition book in the dormitory, and director hu came. he said: "brother yang! many schools are unwilling to accept students with dysfunction, and focus on training and management. such students are emotionally unbalanced and prone to disputes."
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X the students burst into laughter. in order to show encouragement, the instructor smiled happily. another student chu wangjie told the story:
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X the students burst into laughter. in order to show encouragement, the instructor smiled happily. another student chu wangjie told the story:
what is the six paradise of buddhism? X there is a man who is a natural musician who speaks with musical instruments. someone asked him, "do you like to eat apples?" he said, "dang, of course." he asked him again, "can you give me half of the apple?" he said, "don't, don't, don't think about it!" one day, someone said to him, "you learn to call me a duck, and i'll treat you to me." he said, "i don't eat melons, melons, melons."
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teacher yang stopped talking and opened the paper box and took out the two oranges inside, which caused another burst of laughter. teacher yang used his calm voice to overwhelm all laughter and said, "you guessed it right, it was indeed orange. how did you guess it? because you used a very effective method: reason."
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this time, everyone laughed even harder. unfortunately, when they made fun of the stuttering person, the new teacher didn't know that there was a stuttering student in the class, so he didn't notice wu qiang's special reaction. even worse, when chu wangjie was telling a joke, his seat happened to be next to wu qiang, which made wu qiang feel oppressed. just as everyone was laughing, wu qiang stood up angrily and punched chu wangjie, who was standing next to him, telling jokes. the whole class was shocked. the teacher was stunned at first, and immediately became furious. when teacher yang arrived at the office, teacher zhu had already gone to the principal's office to discuss how to punish wu qiang.
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wu qiang bowed before quitting. he didn't say a word. he seemed to never speak silently.
if something is not a liquid or a gas, it must be a solid. this is a certain truth. it would be outrageous if i said that the things in the box were neither solid nor gas nor liquid! since the thing in the box is solid, if it is not an animal or a mineral, it must be a plant. it cannot be neither an animal, a plant, nor a mineral. because "there is no reason." everything has the truth. if the sky is cloudy and rainy, it is the truth; if the melon is ripe and the stems fall, it is the truth; if the water flows and wet, the fire becomes dry, it is the truth; if there is smoke, there is fire. zhu xi saw a clam shell on the top of the mountain and inferred that the top of the mountain was once the bottom of the sea, which was also based on the truth. there is reason in nature, and people rely on the word "reason" to maintain it. there is a chinese saying that "rule is right and mount tai falls", and the power of reason is greater than that of mount tai. when chinese people criticize someone for their wrong behavior, they often say that they are unreasonable; if there is a dispute, a third party will be asked to comment. from now on, you should receive a training to make everyone understand and everyone can judge and be reasonable. how to train? that is to write a thesis. from this semester, i want you to write more essays. ”