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which crocodile should i answer? "the teacher asked this. since the question was just a girl, the boys in the class laughed out loud when they thought of the pun of "crocodile".this mantra treats all pain in the body! live long and sick, stay away from possession!

dang, dang, dang, dang, i took composition class. the students grind the ink, spread out the composition book, and guessed today's composition topic in their hearts. among the usual grades, composition is a very important one! after a while, teacher yang came in, holding a cardboard box in his hand. everyone bowed to the command of the class monitor, sat down, stared at the paper box together, and the teacher brought a box. what does it mean?武然

teacher yang said, "look, how to reason this is the problem. if this wife had never written a essay in school, (students laughed), she would not be able to deal with this crocodile. of course, you will say that this is just a story. are there any talking crocodiles in the world? let me tell you another story. there is a lady who doesn't like a gentleman, and she insists on chasing her and sits at her house every day without leaving. this lady, at first, deals with him. later, he felt that he really hated him, so he issued an order to expel him and asked him not to come again. the man said, "if you promised me a condition, i will never come again." the lady said, "what conditions? you agreed. "the man said, "you marry me." look, isn't this story the same as the story of the crocodile? didn't that lady meet a talking crocodile? if the lady hadn't learned essays in school, she would probably be speechless."漆雕轶柔李勤勤那威英达梁天麦克隋魏天宇姜涛

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teacher yang threw down his red pen and walked quickly to the office. first, i glanced at the entire room with my eyes, but i didn’t see wu qiang’s mentor mr. zhu. listen with your ears, the teachers were talking about wu qiang’s beating. after finally figuring it out, the process was as follows: the class meeting was held this afternoon, and no proposal was prepared. mr. zhu asked the students to practice speaking and teach a few students to stand up and tell stories. a student stood up and said: superman in the new

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wu qiang lowered his head and hung to his chest.

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this "mystery" raised by teacher yang made students very interested and everyone was eager to try. the brave student stood up and asked, "teacher, is this plant delicious or not?"

9teacher yang said: "you may be thinking: there are so many things in the world, teach us how to guess from? yes, there are too many things in the world! but although there are many things in the world, they can be divided into three categories: solid, liquid, and gas. the things in this box are not liquid, not gas, then they must be solid, right? now i tell you: it is solid, then two-thirds of the things in the world have been excluded, and two-thirds of the matter cannot be in this box. is it? you already know that what is hidden in the box is a solid, solid thing, which can be divided into animals, plants, and minerals. you can ask: is the solid in the box an animal, plant or mineral? i tell you: it is a plant! then, within the range of solid, there are two-thirds of the exception! the range has been narrowed again. in this way, the range is narrowed step by step, and you can definitely guess what it is."

wu qiang? "director hu was changing the course schedule to a mess. he put down the red pen in his hand, thought for a while, and said, "the homework is good, but unfortunately he stutters very well. ”

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the classroom turned silent, and everyone frowned and thought about the problem. wu qiang suddenly raised his hand. after obtaining the teacher's permission, he sent a note to the podium. teacher yang picked up the note and looked at it, and said with a smile: "wu qiang wrote three questions. looking at these three questions, he has guessed it. i will tell you both his questions and my answer: first, he asked: 'does this kind of edible plant eat its stems or its fruits?' my answer: eat its fruits. he asked again: 'is this kind of edible thing long or round?' my answer was round. he asked again..."達華before teacher yang could finish speaking, a student named jin shanbao stood up like a jump and said, "teacher, it's an orange!"

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there was a wife who had a child playing by the river. they didn't know that there were terrible crocodiles in the water. the child accidentally knocked unconscious by the crocodile with his tail and fell into the water. the wife hurriedly begged the crocodile to put the child back. as long as the child is put back, she is willing to agree to any conditions for the crocodile. the crocodile said, "i want you to say something." the wife hurriedly asked what it was, and the crocodile said, "you said, i would rather let me eat the child."

seeing that everyone was interested, teacher yang continued to talk. he first drew a story from the book about logic:

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starting from august 4, 2024, the seventh month of the lunar calendar officially entered, and the fourteenth day of the seventh month of the lunar calendar. in traditional chinese culture, it is a mysterious and highly valued day, often called the "ghost festival". on this day, not only are there rich sacrificial customs, but there are also a series of taboos related to feng shui, which are...

when jin sunbo heard the teacher stop talking, he asked anxiously: "how should we answer that crocodile?"

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teacher yang stopped talking and opened the paper box and took out the two oranges inside, which caused another burst of laughter. teacher yang used his calm voice to overwhelm all laughter and said, "you guessed it right, it was indeed orange. how did you guess it? because you used a very effective method: reason."

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speaking of this, teacher yang suddenly raised an unrelated question: "have you read the newspaper today?"

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there is a small article in the newspaper today, which is very interesting. i have cut it for you. who will read it? lu zhunian, read it to everyone! ” amp;qu

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"the story of a quarrel" is the composition topic. however, he quietly informed wu qiang that there was no need to write this topic. he had already handed wu qiang a composition topic alone.

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"the story of a quarrel" is the composition topic. however, he quietly informed wu qiang that there was no need to write this topic. he had already handed wu qiang a composition topic alone.

after lu zhunian finished reading, teacher yang imitated a conversational tone of a drunkard and said, "please make up for the ticket!" "no money." "how can you take a bus without money?" "it's time to celebrate the new year!" "you have to buy tickets when you take a bus during the new year!" "you have to buy tickets when you don't have money!" "how can you take a bus without money?" "it's time to celebrate the new year"... amid the laughter of the classmates, he said, "this question and answer can be endlessly cycled. it seems that there is no way to convince the person who doesn't have a ticket to ride; but if you know how to write a paper, you know there is a way."

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teacher yang looked at the watch and felt that he had already spoken a lot, so he put away his chorus: "i want to see your ability to reason. it depends on how you reason with others. first, listen to how you quarrel with others. i want you to write down your experience of quarrel."

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